Tips for dining out

1. Never go to an establishment that has a sign out in front that says "Help Wanted" or "Manager Wanted".

2. Fast food isn't always fast.

3. Never eat at a place where the cook wears baggy pants. How do you think he is keeping them up?

4. Don't complain about the food until after you have finished.

5. Don't leave a tip if you don't get good service, that is what the tip is for.

6. If you go to a drive through and the parking lot is full and the drive through line is backed up either go someplace else or plan on a wait.

7. If you go into a fast food place and there are 10 or 11 people sitting around with no food, go somewhere else or plan on a long wait.

8. Never go to a restaurant on "kids eat free" night unless you have kids who eat a lot. Something has to make up for all the screaming brats sitting around you.

9. If you want a really good meal at a fast food restaurant order the salad otherwise go somewhere else.

10. McDonalds really does have the best french fries.